Why didn't I know about...
this?
"Uh pastor, can we watch that last scene from 'Operation Anal Storm' again one more time, just to bear witness as to how truly demeaning it...is? Wait, wait, just rewind...that...last bit...oh yes, Praise the Lord!!!!"
"Quite frankly it's talked about everywhere but church often," said church goer Katie Fisher. She joined thousands of Christians in our (Toledo, Ohio...a veritable 'pornotopia' if I've ever heard of one) area and millions (emphasis mine) nationwide in National Porn Sunday.
Yeah, go figure. Porn isn't discussed very often in church. That's why I stopped going.
You know, I often hear my church-going aunts and uncles lamenting this fact every time we get together during the holidays.
Fuck, what happened to that whole looking after the less fortunate thing? Wasn't that a hell of a lot more important priority for Jesus than all of this moral majority bullshit?
"Uh pastor, can we watch that last scene from 'Operation Anal Storm' again one more time, just to bear witness as to how truly demeaning it...is? Wait, wait, just rewind...that...last bit...oh yes, Praise the Lord!!!!"
"Quite frankly it's talked about everywhere but church often," said church goer Katie Fisher. She joined thousands of Christians in our (Toledo, Ohio...a veritable 'pornotopia' if I've ever heard of one) area and millions (emphasis mine) nationwide in National Porn Sunday.
Yeah, go figure. Porn isn't discussed very often in church. That's why I stopped going.
You know, I often hear my church-going aunts and uncles lamenting this fact every time we get together during the holidays.
Fuck, what happened to that whole looking after the less fortunate thing? Wasn't that a hell of a lot more important priority for Jesus than all of this moral majority bullshit?
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