Worst program...ever
Boy, I can hardly wait for PopCultured with Elvira Kurt's cutting, no-holds-barred take on Tom Cruise and Katie whatsherface's pregnancy!
Oh wait, yes I can.
I can see the cuecard now-
"Tom Cruise (grimace) he...got Katie Holmes...pregnant! (grimace) (futile pause for laughter (known in the Canadian television industry as a 'FPL')) He put his penis (grimace) in her vagina! (grimace) Oprah! Oprah! (FPL) Come on, people! (insert canned laughter) How much harder do you want me to grimace?..."
I wonder when I'll get my letter in the mail from the CRTC telling me it's my turn to host my own television program. I mean, that's how it works, right? Like jury duty?
Oh wait, yes I can.
I can see the cuecard now-
"Tom Cruise (grimace) he...got Katie Holmes...pregnant! (grimace) (futile pause for laughter (known in the Canadian television industry as a 'FPL')) He put his penis (grimace) in her vagina! (grimace) Oprah! Oprah! (FPL) Come on, people! (insert canned laughter) How much harder do you want me to grimace?..."
I wonder when I'll get my letter in the mail from the CRTC telling me it's my turn to host my own television program. I mean, that's how it works, right? Like jury duty?
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