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Martin Pledges to Raise GST to 23 Per Cent

Martin Pledges to Raise GST to 23 Per Cent

To counter Stephen Harper's unexpected promise to lower the GST from seven per cent to five per cent, Prime Minister Martin finally shot back with his own proposal today, vowing to more than triple the unpopular tax to 23 per cent.

"Nobody is really sure what the hell he's doing," said a spokesperson for the Martin campaign who requested anonymity. "I wish he'd asked somebody before he came up with this idea.

"I'm just here for the bus ride...and the pussy."

Posted on December 6th, 2005


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