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HUH? Thehammer.ca's Idiot-on-the-street poll

We asked average, everyday, salt-of-the-earth, couldn't-pick-the-Prime Minister-out-of-a-police-lineup Canadians what they thought about the prospect of a winter election campaign...

"Voting in the winter? Why can't they have the election one of the other two weeks?"
- Elaine Iverson, acountant, Whitehorse

"Man, not voting is gonna be easier than ever now!"
-James Havelchuk, roofer, Regina

"I thought elections were always in November, man."
-Shawn Jeffries, student, Windsor

"But there might be snow on the ground. How will we get to the polls?"
-Shirley Mio, Oprah-watcher, Dartmouth

"If the weather's really bad, maybe the low voter turnout will give us a chance to sweep to power! Or...maybe not..."
-Ivan Looper, President, Marxist-Leninist Party of Canada, Ottawa

"If the weather's really bad, maybe the low voter turnout will give us a chance to sweep to power! Or...maybe not..."
-Stephen Harper, Leader, Conservative Party of Canada, Ottawa

Posted on November 13th, 2005


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