One Remaining Canadian Still Upset About NHL Lockout
While everybody seems to have forgiven the NHL and its players for the bitter lockout that resulted in the wipeout of the 2004-05 season, Gerald McCoveny of Cornwall, Ontario hasn't.
"No, I'm not watching any NHL hockey. None. Not goin' to any games, not gonna watch any games on TV, not gonna read anything in the sports pages. Fuck 'em. Fuck 'em all," groused McCoveny, an insurance claims adjuster. "They're all a bunch of selfish pricks, the owners, the players...their...wives...
"I don't need no NHL bullshit. I'm perfectly happy watching my little kids' Pee Wee games to get my hockey fix," continued the angry, angry man. "Yup. Sure am, sure am," he repeated, as he eyed his television remote control with longing in his eyes.
"Maybe I'll just turn on the Ottawa-Toronto game just so I can get a look at all of those greedy bastards. Screw them all. Screw...them...all...
"Hockeyhockeyhockeyhockeyhockeyhockeyhockeyhockey!"
Posted on October 6th, 2005
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