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What do you think of Jean Brault's inflammatory testimony at the Gomery Commission?

We asked a random sampling of Canadians, who all happen to live on the same block as us: "What do you think of Jean Brault's inflammatory testimony at the Gomery Commission?"

"Gomery? Who the hell is Gomery? Who's Jean Brault? I?ve never heard about him on E-talk Daily. Sure, I know how much the dump Mary-Kate Olson took this morning weighed, but politics has like, no impact on my life."
Heather Vapid, student

"Making sure that the Liberals get whitewashed from all of this will be hard work."
Charles Jubilant, Vice-President, News, CBC

"Well, I?m not happy, but whaddya gonna do? I mean, it?s not like I?m gonna vote for someone else! My father voted Liberal! And his father, and his father, and his father..."
Gary Hazelwood, steamship captain

"Sorry, the only word I can now say is pope. Pope, pope, pope, pope, pope..."
Popey McPoperson, avid papist

"Now the Liberals will know how we feel in Quebec every election."
Jack Layton, NDP Leader

"Hey, these people did good work. The 300 giant Canadian flags that were placed on my street corner made me remember how much I love Canada. Bravo, sponsorship program."
Agathe Gastonbreath, professional bingo player

"Being a senior member of the Liberal party, I would be very concerned if the people of this country didn't have their heads up their asses."
Jack McCutton, Director, Liberal Party of Labrador

Posted on April 8th, 2005


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