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Missile Defence: An Address from the Right Honourable Paul Martin, Prime Minister of Canada

Missile Defence: An Address from the Right Honourable Paul Martin, Prime Minister of Canada

Hello, Canada.

We uhm...uh...uhm...We are...uhm...not...We are...not...we're not taking part in missile defence.

No, I'll decide when the time is right. I have to take my time. I cannot be hasty. The time is right now. No it's not. The time was then, but this is now. We're not taking part. We're not.

No, I mean we are. We are not. We are. We are not. We are. We are not. We are. We are not. We are. We are. We are. We are not. We are. We are not. We are. We are not. We are. We are not. We are. We are not. We are. We are not. We are. We are not. We are. We are not. We are. We are not.

We are not.

...Taking part...in missile defence.

Well, not really. Not really, at least. No.

I mean, we are, but then again, no we're not. We're not, so we're not. Right, Bill?

Quebec is strongly opposed? That doesn't matter. They love us in Quebec. They love me in Quebec. They'll fall in line, no matter what we decide to do. The people of Quebec love me.

Caucus revolt? Oh, why can't I be more like Chrétien? What would Jean do? I know, he'd just refuse to sign all of their nomination papers. Oh...but that might be too mean. Oh, I just want to be loved. Why don't they understand?

Yes we are. Yes we are. We are taking part. No, I mean, no...we're not. Pierre, you wanna take over for me?

There you have it. We have been very clear, very very very clear, right from the beginning.

Thank you.

Posted on March 1st, 2005


 

 

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