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Iraq Votes 2005: The Voter Opinion

"Well, one party's campaign focused on food, medicine and jobs, but another party's campaign 'Death to America' struck a chord. So, I guess I have to think about it some more... "

"I haven't really been paying much attention to the election race. I've been busy huddling in the corner of my basement fearing for my life."

"I'm voting for Abdel-Mahdi - I think he's just dreamy."

"This is the greatest day of my life! If you would have told me during my eight-month detainment in prison--while I was strapped to the floor, being peed on by an American soldier--that I would be standing here today casting a ballot, I would have said 'you are crazy, man'."

"My wife and children have died for this, so it better be worth it."

Posted on January 31st, 2005


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