Christmas Gift Ideas from Taupe, TheHammer.ca's book and music online retail sales division
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Maybe I'll Shower Tomorrow: The Buford McGraw Story |
Buford McGraw: Enigma, bon vivant, serial adulterer, amateur
square dance caller. Follow thehammer.ca's editor-for-life's fascinating
life story-from surviving his childhood amidst the brutal lawlessness
of the comedy ghettoes of Smiths Falls, to his current role as the 73rd
most trusted man in Canadian satire.
But this is no hagiography here. Maybe I'll Shower Tomorrow is
warts-and-all, including a detailed look at Buford's botched sex
change operation in 1991, the brief period during which he inadvertently
found himself the leader of the 'Yes' campaign during the
1995 Quebec referendum, (despite his inability to speak French), his 12
failed marriages, including his on-again, off-again relationship with
Wendy Mesley, and the controversial story behind the cancellation of his
short-lived yet wildly popular variety show on French television, McGraw
en direct.
"A fascinating Rags to...nicer rags tale of how to stumble drunk
over life's obstacles and rise to the middle."
-The late Pierre Berton
Just $39.99!
Autographed version by Buford, $24.99 |
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Building the Perfect Orgy, Dave McGraw |
Dave McGraw, thehammer.ca guy-who-does-all-the-work, is also
Canada's foremost orgy consultant. As the only ISO 14000-certified
orgy planner in North America, putting them together is clearly a passion
for Dave. Building the Perfect Orgy gives you an in-depth look into Dave's
tireless efforts at making orgies from coast to coast to coast the best
that they can be.
"Join me on my journey to Babylon."
-D. McGraw
$28.99
Just $35.99 with Dave McGraw 'signature series' thong! (just
the thong, $10.99)
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The Homosexual Agenda, 2005 Edition |
Not content with merely the right to marry legally in Canada,
'the gays' will stop at nothing in their quest for global dominance.
Want to find what's next on their agenda? You need the 2005 edition
of the Gay Agenda! It's the only agenda document officially authorized
by the International Council of the Gays.
$34.99 |
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Yet Another Quaint Tale About Broads and their Daughters,
by Alice Munro |
Canada's darling of menopausal literature is back again
with her 39th book about the everyday lives of rural women folk, or something
like that. Sure to get you bonus points from your wife or girlfriend if
you buy it for them.
$24.99
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Calendars |
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The 2005 Rex Murphy Swimsuit Calendar |
Oh, the humanity...
Make us an offer. |
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The Judy Sgro 2005 Scandal-a-day Desk Calendar |
New feces seems to hit the fan everyday with Citizenship
and Immigration Minister Judy Sgro. The Minister Sgro 2005 Scandal-a-day
gives you a new 'gate' for all 365 days of the year, and features
more Romanian strippers than a Bucharest dentist's convention.
(The production of this calendar was entirely above board. Honest. No back
door shenanigans whatsoever.)
$14.99
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Music |
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A Conrad Christmas: A Benefit Christmas Album for Lord
Conrad Black |
These days, nobody needs a handout more than everyone's
favourite self-hating Canadian media baron, Lord Conrad Black. The top stars
in Canadian entertainment have joined together to pass the hat and raise
much-needed funds for Lord Black with A Conrad Christmas!
The album includes 'Canadian Stars For Conrad' performing
their new hit single, "Let's Make it a Conrad Christmas."
Also featuring the Bay Street Men's Choir!
Also comes with dance remix and DVD of the making of A Conrad Christmas,
and a special bonus track of Lord Black himself singing THE LITTLE DRUMMER
BOY.
Featured performers include the woman from the Parachute Club, Alfie
Zappacosta, and a dude who sang the theme song for some really bad sitcom
back in the 70's or something.
Complete box set: $39.99, plus three free commemorative shares
in Hollinger.
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Avril Lavigne: It is so like Christmas, OK? |
Avril Lavigne's new Christmas album is a must for the
sullen youngster on your list. Listen to Avril, Canada's greatest
songwriter, like totally, sing, like all of the Christmas favourites, OK?
Includes Like, Jingle Bells, I'm so sure I saw Mommy tonguing Santa
Claus, and Way Silent Night.
Price: Like, whatever
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Posted on December 17th, 2004
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