Latest Poll Results: Canadian Alliance soars past Marxist-Leninist, Natural Law Party
After months of electoral disappointment, vicious infighting and
mass defections from its caucus, the results of the most recent
Hammer/Kapuskasing Kourier/Lloydminster Community Acccess Television
poll provide the Canadian Alliance with a bit of good news. The
Alliance has moved up four percentage points over previous poll
results to four per cent of all decided Canadian voters, surging
ahead of the Marxist-Leninist Party and in a dead heat with the
Christian Heritage Party.
Canadian Alliance Leader Stockwell Day:
digits, here we come."
Reached for comment in Cold Lake, Alberta, beleaguered Alliance
Leader Stockwell Day proclaimed that these latest poll results are
proof that the Alliance is back on track and ready to "turn
Directing his comments towards the 13 (as of press time) estranged
members of the 'Rebel Alliance' and other party members disgruntled
with his leadership, Day was stoic and defiant:
"Canadians are tired of the fighting. They are tired of the
divisiveness. They are tired of the present government. Canadians
After pausing to consult with aides, Day continued: "and nearly
one in 20 eligible voters in Canada are ready to move forward with
us to fight the Liberals and form the next government."
"Are you ready to join us?" Day then asked a reporter
whom he thought was Chuck Strahl.
|The latest Hammer/Kapuskasing
Kourier/Lloydminster Community Access Television "Taking
the Nation's Pulse" Public Opinion Poll
Conducted July 1st Weekend
Day refused to answer questions concerning the fact that the Canadian
Alliance is still 12 points behind the Rebel Alliance and is presently
sitting at 0 per cent support in every province East of Manitoba,
questioning the poll's authenticity and methodology.
Alliance Deputy Junior Communications Assistant Stephanie Boomer,
B.A., M.A., Ph.D., commented on the Alliance's "upward momentum,"
boldly proclaiming that both the Trotskyist League and the Natural
Law Party are within the Canadian Alliance's target by the next
poll, "if all the cards fall into place as we expect them to."
Addressing the 13 dissidents, said Boomer: "it's time to come
back to the fold. Let this be a formal olive branch to those treasonous,
Posted on July 13th, 2001