Pseudo-Intellectual Yoga, Golf and Spirituality Tips
by a Mysterious Man in line with you at the Bus Ticket Window
Last week, we were in the midst of discussing the advanced stages
of the suplination of the superannuated vortex to maximize centrifugal
power. This week, we continue on this path to fulfilment and self
discovery with an examination of the importance of the pranyama
and ujjayi in furthering your golfing potential.
First, grab my back and feel the relaxation in the muscles. Grab
it! I said grab it!!!! I know what your destination is! I know that's
not your bus! You don't have any bus tickets!! That's why you're
in line with me
Now be quiet and assist me in using
prana to transmogrify the permeation of the life force that abounds
in all of us!
There, that's better, isn't it? Don't you feel how supple my deltoids
are? Just look at the shoulder turn that I can achieve! I've managed
to achieve this top-notch state of physical condition and flexibility
and lower my golf scores at the same time with the usage of Nadi
Shodhana while loading my right side, contributing to the formation
of my 'x' factor.
Stop looking away from me. You know that I'm right. I'm a professional
golfer and a professional yoga instructor and a certified counsellor
in life balance. I am a triple threat.
You still look a bit confused. It's really quite simple. All you
have to do is open up your mind to the concepts that I'm introducing.
I have a pamphlet that explains it all. Here, take one. Take it!
Simply read up on this and we shall meet at the same spot next week
at PRECISELY THE SAME TIME to discuss the effectiveness of Kundalini
in controlling the trajectory of your short irons while working
to maintain a complete sense of inner peace. Do not bring anyone
else to this discussion, for these small minded individuals will
simply try to refute all that we know. We shall also be discussing
The path to enlightenment comes through devoted adherence to the
pamphlet. All answers are in the pamphlet.
Posted on June 15th, 2001