Government Worker Has Already Begun Countdown to Weekend
|"Get me out of this hellhole."|
According to McNeelys math, there are only 36 hours of showing
up and counting ceiling tiles in his office before another
weekend of lounging about his Vanier efficiency in his underwear
watching sports on television, smoking marijuana and fantasizing
about recently viewed pornographic films that he cannot afford to
rent until his next paycheck.
McNeelys supervisor, Brenda Walport, commended McNeely for
his ongoing and valued input to the CHRCFMT (Canadian Human Rights
Commission File Management Team). Cameron is a real team player.
OTTAWA: At 10:00 AM Monday morning, Canadian Human
Rights Commission file clerk Cameron McNeely has already started his
countdown to the weekend.
Mr. McNeely added in the midst of a fast paced game of computer
solitaire that by this time Wednesday, it will only be two hours
until the hump.
Posted on May 25th, 2001