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Government Worker Has Already Begun Countdown to Weekend

Government Worker Has Already Begun Countdown to Weekend
"Get me out of this hellhole."

According to McNeely’s math, there are only 36 hours of “showing up and counting ceiling tiles” in his office before another weekend of lounging about his Vanier efficiency in his underwear watching sports on television, smoking marijuana and fantasizing about recently viewed pornographic films that he cannot afford to rent until his next paycheck.

McNeely’s supervisor, Brenda Walport, commended McNeely for his ongoing and valued input to the CHRCFMT (Canadian Human Rights Commission File Management Team). “Cameron is a real team player.”

OTTAWA: At 10:00 AM Monday morning, Canadian Human Rights Commission file clerk Cameron McNeely has already started his countdown to the weekend.

Mr. McNeely added in the midst of a fast paced game of computer solitaire that by this time Wednesday, it will only be two hours until ‘the hump.’

Posted on May 25th, 2001


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