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How about that local sporting team, eh?
If the National Hockey League lockout continues as predicted, the Toronto Maple
Leafs could very well be deprived of yet another chance to not win the Stanley
Cup next spring.
Government sources confirmed today that Alberta Premier Ralph Klein underwent
surgery last weekend to have a five-inch dill pickle removed from his rectum.
"The Great Canadian Past Time..."
by Vicarious, Angry Hockey Dad...
Whaddya mean you
don't know what multiplication tables are? You've been in kindergarten, what,
three weeks now, and they haven't taught you your times tables yet? What the hell is going on at that school?
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