It's Gomery Eve! Get your Stephen Harper Fridge Magnets!

I have amazing powers to see into the future. I know it has yet to be officially released, but it matters not-I can foretell how the Conservative party, and, more specifically, Stephen Harper will respond to Gomery, Part One:

The following words will be used interchangably by Mr. Harper in the foyer of the House of Commons tomorrow:
Liberal
corruption
end
systemic
abuse
angry
dump
Canadians
election
need
constipated
deserve
better
really
no, really

An enterprising individual could make a fortune were he or she to develop some Stephen Harper fridge magnets.