Damn lottery...I choked again!!!

I can't believe I didn't win the lottery! Fuck! After all the preparation, all the studying, the four-year degree program at Carleton...and nada. Shut out! I was so sure that this was the time! I could feel it! I just can't deliver in the clutch!

Oh wait, I forgot to buy a ticket. Oh well, does it really matter? I prefer to just stand on my front step and toss 20 dollar bills into the wind to playing the lottery. Saves me the trip to the store...